Christmas Jokes!

Nothing brings the family together at Christmas quite like a good (or terrible) Christmas joke. Whether you’re sharing a laugh or a groan, silly Christmas jokes from out of your crackers (or passed down from your Uncle after too much sherry ) are an undeniable tradition. Here are a few of the best!

Q: What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? 

A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!                                                     

Q: What do you call Santa when he takes a break? 

A: Santa Pause 

Q: Why do Christmas trees like the past so much? 

A: Because the present’s beneath them 

Q: What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? 

A: A pineapple! 

Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? 

A: Deep pan, crisp and even! 

Q: How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas? 

A: Fleece Navidad! 

Q: Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail? 

A: "Re-tail" store. 

Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas? 

A: Mule-tide greetings. 

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer? A: No-eye deer. 

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs? A: Still no-eye deer. 

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 

A: Frostbite. 

Q: Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar? 

A: He got 25 days. 

Q: What could you call an elf who has just won the lottery? 
A: Welfy. 

Q: Why did Mrs. Claus insist Santa take an umbrella? 

A: “Because of the rain, dear.”